The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven
Jack Prelutsky
The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
You know what??? Send a gift basket, it’s safer!
We have beautiful fall decorated gift baskets full of scrumptious delectable delights. From Dessert Sipping Chocolate to warm you on those cold nights to wonderful buttery shortbread cookies, sending one of our gift baskets to say Happy Thanksgiving will be well appreciated
 A Pacific Northwest Thanksgiving (SKU: TKS1001)A Pacific Northwest Thanksgiving
May you see many glad Thanksgiving Days. May you always ride on the wings of property and plenty. Two wonderful quotes appear with Tom Turkey on a milk chocolate candy bar along with many other gourmet PNW foods in this Made in The Pacific Northwest Thanksgiving gift basket. A bountiful selection in this gourmet food basket will brighten up anyone's Thanksgiving holiday when they receive this special gift. From sweet to tangy there is something for everyone
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 Fall Arrives From The Pacific Northwest (SKU: F1101)Fall Arrives From The Pacific Northwest Burst of Fall colors showcase these fabulous products Made In The Pacific Northwest gift basket. From a turkey chocolate bar to an orange spice travel candle, it's a fabulous gift basket to celebrate the coming of Fall and Thanksgiving
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 Fall Gourmet Delights (SKU: F1003)Fall Gourmet Delights Gourmet food really makes a fantastic Fall gift and this gift basket is overflowing with fantastic gourmet delights. From sweet to tangy, there is a gourmet item for almost any one's taste.
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 Fall Leaves (SKU: SGB1102)Fall Leaves
Cookies or chocolate are presented in this beautiful hand made gift box which makes it a unique alternative to a traditional food gift basket. Baked goods have always been a favorite gift basket and of course chocolate gift baskets are always in demand for almost any special occasion. |
 Holiday Catch (SKU: DSAM0111)Holiday Catch This 3-dimensional package has won design awards from coast to coast and makes a unique and memorable gift.Please note that due to it's size, we will only ship ground.
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 King Fish Pack (SKU: DSM0311)King Fish Pack A hit wherever it surfaces! You'll find the contents of this 3-foot, 3-dimensional package as good as the wrapping!20 oz. Smoked Sockeye Salmon 5 oz. Smoked Trout 5 oz. Smoked Halibut 5 oz. Smoked Mussels Please note that due to its size we will only ship regular ground.
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 Pacific Northwest Delights (SKU: PNW1110)Pacific Northwest Delights
A fabulous assortment of gourmet foods made in the Pacific Northwest makes this a special gift basket for any occasion.
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 Scarecrow Greetings From the Pacific Northwest (SKU: PNW1109)Scarecrow Greetings From the Pacific Northwest This whimsical scarecrow is happy to introduce these wonderful Made In The Pacific Northwest products to your recipient and is great for any occasion. Scarecrow Greetings From the Pacific Northwest gift.
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 Signs of Thanksgiving (SKU: F1102)Signs of Thanksgiving From rich buttery shortbread cookies, chocolate to corn cob popcorn, these fabulous comfort foods for the Fall and Thanksgiving truly makes this a great food gift basket.
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 Silver Salmon Gift Pack (SKU: DSAM0211)Silver Salmon Gift Pack This beautiful silver salmon gift is full of color and charm. Comes complete with fins, and is over two feet long5 oz. Smoked Sockeye Salmon 5 oz. Smoked Trout 5 oz. Smoked Halibut
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